Can I Have My Balls Back Please
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Intro
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Verse 1
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At the bottom of the stairway
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I turned round as I was ready to leave - and said:
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"Oh can I have my balls back, please?"
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Well, they might not mean that much to you
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But they sure as hell mean so much to me
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So, can I have my balls back, please?
Chorus
Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
C
Can I have my balls back, please?
G
How am I gonna get through my life
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If you don't return them to me? - Oh, no no
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Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
C
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
G
I can't really be a man
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Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah
Verse 2
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So, I went to New York City
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To see a doctor thinking maybe that he
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Would understand the state I was in
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He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
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But you see the same thing's happened to me."
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So, now I'm home - and I'm asking you just once more - please!
Chorus
Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
C
Can I have my balls back, please?
G
How am I gonna get through my life
F E
If you don't return them to me? - Oh, no no
Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
C
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
G
I can't really be a man
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Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah
Bridge
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Oh, and I don't know
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How much longer
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I can live my life like this
Instrumental
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Bring 'em back
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Chorus
Bm
Aaah, can I have my balls back, please?
C
Can I have my balls back, please?
G
How am I gonna get through my life
F E
If you don't return them to me? - Oh, no no
Bm
So, can I have my balls back, please?
C
Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?
G
Oooh, I can't really be a man
F E
Look at me I'm down on my knee-ee-ee-ees
Bridge
Am
Oh, and I don't know
C
How much longer
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I can live my life like this
Outro
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Come on
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Bring 'em back
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They're no use to you anymore
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Papapa-papalapa
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Oh, bring them back to me!
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