Hot Dog In Hallway
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Intro
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Verse 1
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She'll have another piece of pie
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She'll have a double reuben rye
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She works hard at eating well
E A C#m D
That's why I love her
Verse 2
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She's got a couple of pony kegs
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Her arms are bigger than my legs
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And when she holds me I can't breathe
E A C#m D
That's why I love her
Chorus
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I'm her butter she's my bread
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She's like a mobile waterbed
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And when I got on top of her
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I can't touch the mattress
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And when her flesh begins to sag
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She's like a human sleeping bag
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I feel so cozy safe and warm
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She's my insulation
Bridge
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E|-5/6\5/6\5-xxx-xxx-xx--5/6\5/6\5-xxx-xxx-xx--5/6\5/6\5--|
Verse 3
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I always know just where she sat
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And when she's on me I get flat
A C#m D
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
E A C#m D
That's why I love her
Verse 4
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She's my phillie I'm her stud
A C#m D Bb
Her bean is bigger than my pud
A C#m D
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
E A C#m D
That's why I love her
Chorus
A5 C#5 D5 Bb5
She'll have another piece of pie
A5 E5 F5 D5
She'll have a double reuben rye
A5 C#5 D5
She works hard at eating well
E5 A5 C#5 D5 Bb5
That's why I love her
A5 C#5 D5 Bb5
She's got a couple of pony kegs
A5 E5 F5 D5
Her arms are bigger than my legs
A5 C#5 D5
And when she holds me I can't breathe
E5 A5 C#5 D5 A5 Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5
That's why I love her
Outro
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A C#m D E A
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