Ball Of Kerrymuir

Key

C

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C

Four and twenty virgins

G C

Come down from Inverness.

C

When the ball was over

D G

There were four and twenty less.

Chorus

F

Singin' Balls to your partner,

C F

Your ass against the wall.

C

If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,

G C

You've never been had at all.

Verse

C

 There was doin' in the parlour,

G C

There was doin' on the stones.

C

You couldn't hear the music

D G

For the wheezin' and the groans.

Chorus

F

Singin' Balls to your partner,

C F

Your ass against the wall.

C

If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,

G C

You've never been had at all.

Verse

C

The undertaker, he was there,

G C

All wrapped up in a shroud,

C

Swingin' from the chandelier,

D G

And peein' on the crowd.

Chorus

F

Singin' Balls to your partner,

C F

Your ass against the wall.

C

If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,

G C

You've never been had at all.

Verse

C

The village cripple, he was there,

G C

But he couldn't do much.

C

So he lined the ladies against the wall

D G

And did 'em with his crutch.

Chorus

F

Singin' Balls to your partner,

C F

Your ass against the wall.

C

If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,

G C

You've never been had at all.

Verse

C

Miss Molly McFearson

G C

Was standin' way up front,

C

With some posies in her hand,

G

And a carrot up 'er…

Chorus

F

Singin' Balls to your partner,

C F

Your ass against the wall.

C

If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,

G C

You've never been had at all.

Verse

C

The village postman, he was there,

G C

Though the poor lad had the pox.

C

He couldn't do the lassies,

D G

So he did the letterbox.

Chorus

F

Singin' Balls to your partner,

C F

Your ass against the wall.

C

If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,

G C

You've never been had at all.

Verse

C

The village magician, he was there,

G C

He gave us all a laugh.

C

He pulled his foreskin over his head,

D G

And vanished up his ass.

Chorus

F

Singin' Balls to your partner,

C F

Your ass against the wall.

C

If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,

G C

You've never been had at all.

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