Since God Invented Girls

The mother of invention, made it good for me

Tighter in the rear, Longer in the seam

Kicked out yards of leather, Wrapped around her waist

Trimmed it to perfection, And left a little space

Ye---ah they got competition now, All across the world

But there ain't been no looking back, Since God invented girls

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Now I know what Brian Wilson meant, Every time I step outside

I see what Heaven sent, There may be seven wonders, Created for this world

But one is all we need, Since God in--ven--ted girls

Higher on the heel, paler than pure cream

Leaner on the sidewalk, Cutting through the steam

After claws and feathers, He took skin and bone

Shaped it like an hourglass, And made the angels moan

Oh here's a little heat boys, To straighten out them curls

Now there ain't been no angels round, Since God invented girls

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Now I know what Brian Wilson meant, Every time I step outside

I see what Heaven sent, There may be seven wonders, Created for this world

But one is all we need, Since God in—ven--ted girls

Since God

in—ven--ted girls