Leonard Cohen

On the on-ramp you said

"If you love me, you will listen to this song"

And I could tell that you were serious

So I didn't tell you you were driving the wrong way

On the interstate until the song was done

You felt like an idiot adding an hour to the drive

But it gave us more time to embarrass ourselves

Tellin' stories we wouldn't tell anyone else

You said, "I might like you less now that you know me so well"

I might like you less now that you know me so well

Leonard Cohen once said, "There's a crack in everything

That's how the light gets in"

And I am not an old man having an existential crisis

At a Buddhist monastery writing horny poetry

But I agree

I never thought you'd happen to me

I never thought you'd happen to me