Happy Holidays You Bastard
Blink 182 Key
G
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Verse 1
Verse
B5 F#5 G#5 E5
E|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------------------------------|
D|-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-----6-6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2-2-|
A|-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-----6-6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2-2-|
E|--------------2-2-2-2-2-2-----4-4-4-4-4--0-0-0-0-0-|
B5
It's Christmas Eve and I've
F#5
Only wrapped two fucking presents
B5
Christmas Eve and I've only
F#5
Wrapped two fucking presents
G#5
And I hate hate hate your guts
E5
I hate hate hate your guts
B5 F#5 E5
And I'll never talk to you again
F#5
Unless your dad will suck me off
Chorus
Chorus
B5 F#5 E5 B5 F#5 E5 B5 F#5 E5 F#5
E|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|-4444--------------4444---------------4444---------------|
D|-4444-4444-222-222-4444-4444-222-222--4444-4444-222-444--|
A|-2222-4444-222-222-2222-4444-222-222--2222-4444-222-444--|
E|------2222-000-000------2222-000-000-------2222-000-222--|
B5 F#5 E5
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B5 F#5 E5
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B5 F#5 E5
I'll never talk to you again
F#5
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2
B5
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
F#5
Just ate seven fucking hotdogs
B5
Labor day and my grandpa
F#5
Just ate seven fucking hotdogs
G#5
And he shit shit shits his pants
E5
He's always fucking shitting his pants
B5 F#5 E5
And I'll never talk to you again
F#5
Unless your dad will suck me off
Chorus
B5 F#5 E5
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B5 F#5 E5
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B5 F#5 E5
I'll never talk to you again
F#5 B5
I'll never talk to you again
Outro
B5
Chords Used